Coming to a burger near you

Buffalo Bill hoofed in to take care of the cows' conjugal needs while Comet was incapacitated – saved from a trip to the abattoir for another year of hanky panky, a final fling in his old age.  But alas the season is over and a final destination has been found that can deal with such a huge beast.

So Bill is gone, the cows are lowing a sigh of relief as his bedside manner was a bit brusque, and Comet is back with his girls.

Buffalo Bill RIP 2012