Wednesday, 31 October 2018

First frost


This week we had our first hard frost, good news for swede lovers and a sign that Ann and I can start raiding 6-Acres, which this year has been laid up for winter root forage. However, not good news for working outside as winter farming is harsh on the hands - gloves, hand cream and zinc and castor oil have come out of various hiding places. We also had our first hail, which happened to coincide with both of us being on the shed roof fixing leaks. Kismet or sod’s bloody law?

It’s been a bit of an annus horribilis all round for farming (and note that second n … quite a different meaning without that). Early on we had persistent heavy rain that left the ground (and us) sodden. Just as it all dried up, the Beast from the East made its appearance before lambing, with a week of desiccating freezing wind that killed many of the plants and froze the water pipes, followed by two bouts of snow (Frozen be damned), leaving us with poor grass and all sorts of other (and udder) issues. June and July we also had problems with no water…lack of rain meant no grass again, and poor hay. It was touch and go at times as to whether or not we’d have to abandon some of the fields, and it doesn’t help having to dish out winter fodder at the height of summer.

August got rainy again, and a warm, wet and humid autumn followed, ideal conditions for flies and pneumonia. We heard reports of October lambs getting flystrike the day after being born. Where are the swallows when you need them?  Oh right, Africa.

How to get rid of grass cuttings from the lawn...

The rams have gone in with the ewes now, so we can do it all again next year…and this spring we’ll be lambing ALL of the sheep chez nous, instead of some being over with Farmer Rob. I am sure there is method in our madness, instead of just madness, but I’ll be devilled if I can work out what.

The pups are now almost fully grown, and occasionally doing what they are told. We have also ended up with a stray cat in the barns - a rather scruffy small grey fluffy thing that is helping keep the vermin down (although the rats seem to be committing suicide on a regular basis in one of our water troughs…I guess even rodents occasionally see the futility of life and have existential crises).

Harry starting to learn the dark arts of sheeping.
So onwards into a winter of hedge-laying and fence-fixing, and the exciting arrival of my log splitter. Plus I bet I am heartily sick of swede by Christmas!

Brand new chainsaw trousers...because Scout disembowelled the previous pair, which is why she looks so guilty.

Thursday, 20 September 2018

Wednesday, 15 August 2018

An exuberance of mushrooms


A bit of rain after a dry spell, and voilĂ …our swede field is suddenly filled with mushrooms. We’ve fried them, baked them, added them to stews and, waste not want not, put some into oil for later in the year.



Ann and Second Stockman show off their trugs.

Meanwhile, Farmer Ian juggles dogs on the bike (which is far harder than juggling chainsaws…)

Ian and Cerberus survey their ballywick.

Friday, 27 July 2018

Joseph Jones



Not unexpectedly, but still with huge sadness, dear old Joey made a final trip to the vets today.  He'd almost reached the grand age of 15.  He came from a tatty farm in Wales the day before Christmas Eve, and has ended his days on another farm in Devon via many adventures.  It's a consolation that he is now back with his best buddy Freddy in the great romping grounds in the sky.  Joseph Ffairfach Nathan Jones, we will miss you and thanks for being a longtime companion.  With love.

Joey and Freddy - an amazing double act.

Photographic evidence that Joey did occasionally help on the farm (here with Jack and Bonnie).
Not the best choice of cooling down spot ... from the point of view of smell.
Young, thin and full of energy - the Hatley St George years.
Best buddies take a rest ... on the forbidden sofa.

Monday, 9 July 2018

Siamo in Toscana?



No, we’re not in Tuscany, but it sure feels like it with the sun beating down, the grasshoppers scraping and buzzing in the dried grass, and brown fields shimmering in the heat haze.  Sheep and cattle shelter under the hedges, and dogs lie panting in shady patches.  Strenuous outdoor activity has been suspended, and even the tractor has been overheating during the annual thistle topping.  We’ve had so little rain that we may need to bring cattle back down from the common if the springs dry up and start feeding them their (supposedly for) winter hay.  Our swallows have finally produced young, having made several nests and fossicked about for many weeks … perhaps there were not enough insects around to feed hungry mouths earlier in the year.

It's been a year of sublime to ridiculous - too cold and lots of snow, too wet and drenching rain, now too dry.  The track into 7 Acres was blocked with two feet of the white stuff several months ago, and now has two inches of fine dust that kicks up into a cloud as Neddy charges through.  The past few weeks have been busy, as shearing, hay-making and TB-testing all collided.  At least the puppies are almost house trained … almost.

It’s too hot to type, so some pictorial updates…

Shearing.
Contented neighbours - back when the grass was still green.
Ann leads the way as the cattle move up to Common Field.


New Zealand?  Nope, just the dust-bowl that is our yard.

Square bales of hay - ideal for stacking in the sheds...

...or for Harry to get a jump on his sister...
...who is innocence personified.
First apples in the garden.
Daily watering required...but it's been a good year for pots!
Lawrence gets to grips with the quad.
Ned takes advantage of Oli...
...and Cathy (that dog is a shameless strumpet).
Second Stockman Ian's father adds more chaos to the four-footed gang.
A rare cool morning - time to run around and have fun.