Tuesday, 20 May 2014

06:51 from Tiverton


First Great Western pulls away.  Beautiful day, hawthorn blushing, wildflowers rampant, countless shades of green splashed across the countryside.

An unexpected field of rams, several hundred, grumpy.

Calves in a gang, running back and forth, while one hides in his den in the nettles, curled up and nose-to-tail.

Two crows fight on the ground, cheered by a third.  Wings outstretched, beaks locked tightly together.

A hairy hare hares across young wheat, pauses and watches us pass.  Curious.

Buzzards fly low, and the occasional red kite lifts on the wind, forked tail subtly adjusting as she goes.  Ubiquitous wood pigeons blunder about.

Gloriously handsome horses walk in single-file along a track, unaccompanied, heading towards a country church.  Further along, a donkey sneaks hay while a girl feeds her pony.

Newbury Station car park full of BMW and Audi, looking like a showroom.  The occupants board the train, suited, and plug themselves into phone, laptop, tablet and self-importance.

We shadow the canal, reeds flushing pink with anticipation; willows and bogs, locks and leisurely barges don't envy our hurry.

Rabbits and young buns sit pretty in the no-man's-land between railway and waterway, their whole world bounded, while beyond a fox jags away as the train rushes by.

A heron labours across the sky, backed by blue and a criss-cross of contrails as people speed home or away.

Low conversations, dull susurrations, broken by a mobile phone.
"Yeah mate, can you pick me up at East Croydon?   You can?  Great, you are a legend."

What a horse's arse.

Friday, 16 May 2014

A quiet interlude

It's all relatively quiet on the farm.  Sheep, lambs and cattle are all happily grazing on the steeper fields, while lower down we've shut up shop to grow grass.  Now is the time to fix fences and the shed roof (where each and every one of us has had a go at whacking the grab into the tin).

Time to sit back and smell the roses...or whatever else is growing in the hedgerows.







Wednesday, 30 April 2014

You turn your back for five minutes, and look what happens

My pa decided to get married to my wicked stepmother Jen last year, and all of a sudden the family got quite a lot bigger - we could not be happier!  Irene and Daisy have, of course, been adopted.

(photo Charlotte Scotland}

Wednesday, 16 April 2014

Full moons and frisky wrens

True to form, there was a rush on over the past day and night - the full moon does something to the ewes, and the lambs come thick (!) and fast.  At one point we had six giving birth, not quite synchronised contracting, but as near as damn is to swearing.  This was also inevitable, given that Irene and Daisy left on Monday.  30 to go, and counting.

Over the next few days, we'll be walking sheep up to the higher fields ... with the normal high drama that ensues as ewes misplace lambs.  Poor Sonny gets so confused, beaten back by angry mothers.

On the home front, I was hanging out laundry and a wren alighted about a metre away.  He proceeded to sing to me for a couple of minutes, shake his groove thing to entice me, and finally flew off in disgust at not being able to arouse my ardour.  Who says life isn't surreal enough?

As requested, some photos from the past week or so. 

 Everyone loves the lambs!  Running out of space...

...it's time to let out the calves - who immediately enter the bovine olympics...

While Irene macs-up the wee ones (and Daisy cuddles a bruiser of a lamb...ouch on that birth!)...

...Ian does his best to get everyone out into the fields so that we have space for the next round....

...and everyone ends up happy in the sun, munching on grass...

...although some are just too tired to enjoy it...

This year we've been going great guns with wet and dry adoptions.  Ideally, all ewes will end up with two lambs, so one of a triple and any orphans (where mum has not enough milk) are adopted onto mothers who only have a single.  Dry adoption is a pain - the ewe goes into a neck brace to hold her in place for a few days, while the lambs can drink and end up stinking of her.  It mostly works, but some sheep are just ornery and refuse to take an interloper.  Wet adoptions are far more successful - but you have to be on hand as a single gives birth.  Covering her head so she can't see what is going on, as the lamb is born the poor adoptee (whose legs are temporarily tied together) is smothered in birthing gunk (technical term) and then shown first to the mother.  She's then stimulated inside to think she is giving birth again, and the 'real' lamb is presented. 

Tame lambs waiting for adoption.  "Pick me!"

We managed to get all of our spare lambs adopted this year, much to our relief...but not so fast young man...as Farmer Rob's tame lambs from the other farm need to come over.  

Daisy and the tame lambs take a trip!

Attention lads!  This is your new barracks and you will all do what I say!

Or maybe you'll ignore me and go to sleep.

Some may be more challenging to love than others...


Sunday, 6 April 2014

Never a spare pen when you need one

Just in the nick of time, Irene and Daisy turn up to help with the flood of lambs. It appears to be a conspiracy this year to wait until we are just leaving for a meal or cup of tea before starting to give birth. Or to wait until no empty pens are available.  As fast as we can get them out into the fields, the next batch is ready for ringing and numbering.  


A full house.

Of course, while all this is going on, everyone needs feeding as usual and tame lambs need topping up with milk.  

Mmmm, cake.  Our favourite.

Sweetpea gets a drink (ok, I know I'm not allowed to name them, but phooey).

Despite breeding sheep, we appear to have started some sort of zoo or circus programme, with...  

...wallabies (ready for ringing!)...

...leopards...

...and some kind of rabbit.

To get in on the act, the dogs try out as clowns...